tv Late Night With Jimmy Fallon NBC December 23, 2010 12:35am-1:35am EST
"jimmy fallon" happening right [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ]
♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, man, that's what i'm talking about. what's up brother? thank you so much! welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody! you can feel the spirit in this crowd. i love it. hey, you guys, some big tv news. "sarah palin's alaska" has been such a big hit for tlc, i heard they are trying to get her to do another season. yeah. you know who doesn't want her to have a second season? elk. [ laughter ] they don't want -- that's right, tlc is trying to get sarah palin so shoot a second season of her show. in response sarah palin was like, "stop, you have me at 'shoot.'" [ laughter ] this is pretty interesting, according to a new study, e-mail use among senior citizens has increased 17% last year. or as grandkids put it, "kill me now.
[ laughter and applause ] no grandma -- just press send. i know there's no send key. you don't need a send key. it's on the screen. [ laughter ] forget it." [ laughter ] you guys, we have "feliz navidad" singer jose feliciano. [ cheers and applause ] the coolest guy. my favorite. a legend. [ cheers and applause ] i stayed up all night learning the spanish part so i don't look like one of those dudes who faking it. i'm like "feliz navidad pro bono onions some peas ta da?" [ laughter ] it's pretty close. it's pretty close. [ laughter ] this is crazy, police in tennessee found four live monkeys inside a man's house during a meth raid. [ laughter ] i just want to say, matt lauer, i'm not bailing you out this time. [ laughter ] i'm not doing it this time. [ laughter ] hey, congratulations to "all of my children" actress rebecca budig who won "skating with the stars" last night. that's right. [ scattered applause ] she beat out the two other finalists.
somebody else and whoever it was. [ laughter and applause ] i don't know if you guys saw this. an airport in louisiana was evacuated yesterday over a suspicious package that ended up containing a frozen chicken and a head lamp. [ laughter ] oh, good. so, it wasn't suspicious at all. i guess -- [ laughter ] "hey buddy, i never got that package they were going to send me. [ laughter ] that frozen chicken and head lamp. [ laughter ] remember you said you were going to send me that. yeah, i didn't get it yet. [ laughter ] wondering what happened to that package." "there is no send button, grandma. there is no --" [ laughter ] this is pretty scary, you guys. security officials say that al qaeda once considered spreading poison through salad bars across the u.s. but they abandoned the plan after sizzler beat them to it. [ laughter ] it's already been done. [ applause ] been there done that. check this out you guys.
police in rhode island are looking for a man dressed as santa claus who robbed a bar. seriously, looking for a man dressed as santa on christmas? that's like looking for a girl that dresses as a slut on halloween. i mean -- [ laughter and applause ] everybody -- it could be that -- it could be that guy. [ applause ] and finally, oh, man, this week, another actor was injured during production of the new "spiderman" musical after he fell 30 feet into the orchestra pit. at this point, they are going to fix anything. there are just going to change the name to "jackass 4." [ laughter ] ladies and gentleman, we have a great show. give it up for the roots! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ i know what you do i know what you want i'm going to screw it up because i'm an idiot ♪ ♪ but i ain't your boyfriend jimmy ♪ [ cheers and applause ]
>> jimmy: that was one of the coolest things i've ever heard. thank you, my friend. that's jose feliciano. [ cheers and applause ] singing with the roots. [ cheers and applause ] i love jose feliciano. jose will also be performing "feliz navidad" with the roots later on in the show. thank you for being here, my friend. >> it's great to be here. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: jose feliciano, you guys. we have a fantastic guest tonight. a great actor and great guy, ethan hawke is here! [ cheers and applause ] a talented dude. i love when ethan is here. from the popular nbc show "community" -- higgins, what is going on? here. oh, she is beautiful and talented and funny. and we have another holiday song sponsored by pepsi max. as we mentioned the one, the only, jose feliciano will be performing! [ cheers and applause ] i'm just honored that he's here. i love this guy so much. "light my fire, light my fire, light my fire." that's you as well. [ light laughter ]
and he does it all. he does it all. this guy is fantastic. [ laughter ] hey, you guys, the next thing we're about to do is just -- is just a great way to have fun with the stars. see, you get two pictures of celebrities and then you swap heads on them. it's called "head swap"! ♪ ♪ talking about a head swap talking about a head swap first you take a head and put it on another body ♪ ♪ like if johnny depp's head was on oprah winfrey's body that's a head swap first you get pictures ♪ ♪ of some famous people the you scan them and load them into your computer ♪ ♪ then you email those files to the graphic's department decide to walk it over to give them heads up ♪ ♪ but chip the office manager pops his head in "hey, are you coming ♪ ♪ to my christmas party? it starts in five minutes everyone is going to be there!" sounds like fun ♪ ♪ i'm totally there but first i've got stop by the graphic's department and tell them all ♪ ♪ about this latest, greatest version of a head swap so you make it over to the graphics department ♪
♪ and the graphics guy is staring like he knew you where coming "i knew you where coming ♪ ♪ close the door serious crap is about to go down" hey, i just want to talk ♪ ♪ about this hilarious bit and see if you were going to chip's christmas party "don't even get me started on ♪ ♪ that s.o.b. he invited everyone in the office except me as a result ♪ ♪ i'm going to kill him in five minutes" take it easy buddy now just relax ♪ ♪ don't ruin your life over something so stupid "you're right it's much better if you do ♪ ♪ i've got too much blood on my hands as it is" so you try to explain that you're ♪ ♪ no murderer and you just want to get started on this awesome ♪ ♪ comedy bit "try as you might but you just can't deny it ♪ ♪ i see it your eyes you're a killer besides if you don't do it i'll tell everybody about ♪ ♪ the time i saw you at the john mayer concert singing all the songs i've got it on my flip cam" ♪ ♪ and then he says, "c'mon lets hurry up because the sooner you kill chip ♪ ♪ the sooner we can get to work on head swap ♪
♪ so you totally give in and say, "what's the plan?" ♪ he says, "it's very simple just take this bat we'll go to the party and wait until he's alone ♪ ♪ then you sneak up behind him and crack him over the head" ♪ ♪ crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack crack ♪ ♪ it sounds pretty brutal but so is the thought of everyone knowing your favorite song is "daughters"♪ ♪ so you to the party and check out the scene they've got food and drinks and rita the office slut ♪ ♪ is there can you see chip double dipping shrimp cocktail ♪ ♪ chip chip chip chip chip chip chip chip chip chip chip ♪ ♪ graphic's guy yells, "we're out of rum boss" ♪ ♪ and chip is like "stop the presses i'm on it!" he leaves to go and ♪ ♪ get more rum and the graphic's guy whispers, "do it now" and holds up a john mayer cd ♪ ♪ so you sneak up on chip with an awesome disguise and it's so freaking awesome that he never notices you ♪ ♪ and you finally see your chance and prepare for the kill meanwhile the graphic's guy ♪ ♪ is hitting on rita he gives her his card but it's actually a note from chip ♪ ♪ "holy crap i was invited after all" so he dials your number to call off the plan ♪ ♪ and chip turns around
because he hears your john mayer ringtone ♪ ♪ "'your body is a wonderland' hey, i love that song! hey, what the heck from you going to kill me?" ♪ ♪ so you think on your feet ♪ and say, "merry christmas?" ♪ "a baseball bat you shouldn't have! my dad is going to be so proud♪ ♪ he always wanted to do the sports" and it fills you with a warm feeling inside ♪ ♪ like the feeling you get when john mayer riffs a sweet guitar solo so you go back to the party ♪ ♪ to make a toast christmas is all about the spirit of giving it's not about parties ♪ ♪ or who gets invited or bashing in the skull of a innocent co-worker "i think what ♪ ♪ we just witnessed was a christmas miracle god bless us, everyone" now it's time ♪ ♪ for the greatest gift of all let's bring joy to the world ♪ ♪ by finishing up this bit putting johnny depp's head on oprah winfrey's body ♪ ♪ it's called head swap head swap it's a head swap ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i've got to fire that guy.
you guys, there are exactly two shows before we go on christmas break. it's time for that beloved late night tradition. 12 days of christmas sweaters. here we go. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ christmas sweaters two days left ♪ [ applause ] >> jimmy: during every show between now and christmas, we're giving one lucky audience member rocking christmas sweater from the countdown to christmas cabinet. since there are only two days left let's open door number two. [ drum roll ] [ cheers and applause ] wow. nice. beautiful. beautiful christmas sweater. now let's see who is going home with tonight's sweater. everyone look at your seat number. if i call your number, you need to either jump up and let me know where you are. qwest, can i get a drum roll, please?
[ drum roll ] who wants it. who wants this sweater. it's a goody. [ cheers ] it's a goody right here. ooh. 103! ♪ come on over. hey. nice to meet you. how are you? hold this. what is your name? >> monica. >> jimmy: monica. monica, where are you from? >> from chicago. >> jimmy: oh, monica from chicago. very good. it gets very cold in chicago. >> yes, it does. >> jimmy: yes, and oprah would want you to wear a sweater. [ laughter ] when it gets cold in chicago. do you have -- other christmas sweaters? anything besides the -- >> no. >> jimmy: gray. gray goes with everything. gray is great and you look fantastic. but look at this guy. [ cheers and applause ] i'm pretty sure -- i'm pretty sure oprah has written about this in her dream journal. yeah -- >> definitely. yeah. >> jimmy: it's a good one.
would you like to try this on? >> i would, yeah. >> jimmy: all right. here you go monica. go for it. this is exciting. rich do you have any -- christmas bells or some type of -- ♪ this is fantastic. you can just pull it over. yeah. just go for it. there we go. this is going to look good. [ audience ohs ] i can tell already. to go with your skin tone. this is going to be a winner. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ wow. you look beautiful. that is a great sweater. oh, my god, everyone is going to love this. let's give our winner a warm round of applause. again. come on. take it away for monica from chicago. [ cheers and applause ] thank you, monica. we'll be right back with more late-night everybody. come on back. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ better than you ♪ ♪ no, you can't ♪ yes, i can ♪ no, you can't ♪ yes, i can
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>> jimmy: our first guest this evening is a tony and academy award-nominated actor, whose new play, "blood from a stone" is currently in previews and opens january 12th at the acorn theatre here in new york city. put it together for the one and only ethan hawke everybody! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> played a little violent femmes for me. >> jimmy: absolutely. >> i like that, i like that -- it sounds good. >> jimmy: for you, my man. welcome back to the show. >> thanks for having me. >> jimmy: this is very good. this is like -- almost like a mask. you can be -- you can wear that if you wanted, yeah. this is pretty cool.
[ laughter ] >> it's -- the little mouth there. >> jimmy: yeah, i like this. this is fantastic. >> yeah. >> jimmy: you're doing this play. thank you for coming in and doing the show, cause i know you've got to go back. >> got a show tonight, yeah. >> jimmy: previews out right now. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and how previews -- are i -- i don't quite understand this now. >> i think you do. you guys do a lot of changes on this show, don't you? >> jimmy: a lot of screw ups. yeah, yeah, yeah. >> yeah -- in showbiz, we can't redo them. >> jimmy: no, no, you can't. >> so, that's the stress of doing a play. is -- when you're doing a new play, it's like filming, editing, and releasing a movie in the same day, you know? so we've got changes in the script, changes in the tech, and >> jimmy: last time you were here, you had this crazy thing -- crazy idea about -- you were doing some play where you went like around the world -- >> yeah. >> jimmy: i did classics. i did shakespeare in chekhov, in singapore, new zealand. >> jimmy: you did do it? >> i did it. [ applause ] we finished in greece. it was very cool. [ cheers and applause ] it's called the bridge project. we finished doing it in greece
in the oldest city -- oldest theatre on the planet earth. and that was fun. >> jimmy: oldest theatre on the planet earth. >> eleutherios. yeah. so, it was like we did shakespeare there. and shakespeare's like 500 year old play. compared to the theatre, which was about 2,500 years old -- >> jimmy: right. >> so -- it was a new play at that theater. >> jimmy: yeah, exactly. that's insane. that's bizarre. i'm glad you did that. i mean, did you do plays your whole life? were you ever in like a christmas pageant? just steal the show, like? >> i'm the sheppard. >> jimmy: and people are like wow, he's a great sheppard. >> did you ever play tiny tim or -- >> jimmy: yeah -- well, i auditioned. yeah, i got cut. >> you got cut? [ laughter ] my mom sent me to see "annie" when i was a kid at christmas time. and that was a -- a revelatory moment in my life. >> jimmy: "annie"? >> "annie." with the little red headed girl. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. no, i love it. i'm serious. [ jimmy singing ] ♪ the sun will come out >> i don't want you to think i wasn't a tough little boy. >> jimmy: yeah, i don't picture you -- >> "annie" with tears in my eyes and i really -- i loved it. >> jimmy: really? >> i went home and decided that i wanted to be an actor and i wrote my own musical. this is -- i called it arthur. and it was about a little red headed boy. >> jimmy: and he was a drinker? >> no. he wasn't a drinker. >> jimmy: okay, no, that's a different -- >> he was an orphan. little orphan arthur. >> jimmy: oh, my god. you were -- >> and -- >> jimmy: you wrote a sequel. [ laughter ] >> and here's the thing.
you know how annie had a little heart? right, that little locket? >> jimmy: yeah. >> that she was missing half of. well, arthur had the other half. [ audience aws ] okay. and so -- >> jimmy: i like this. i like this. >> so this is how it started. >> jimmy: you have a good idea. yeah, this is a great idea. >> she's in the orphanage for girls on the fire escape, and it's really sad, and it's snowing. and she's singing, you know -- ♪ maybe far away >> jimmy: right. >> and i don't have the voice. i'm writing. i'm writing this. but then across the street is the boy's orphanage where arthur lives, right? and he goes -- ♪ or maybe real nearby [ audience aws ] and then we're like -- and then she takes out her locket and he takes out his locket and they're like "we're family." and their parents died, but they gave them each half the locket so they could find each other. [ audience aws ] >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. [ cheers and applause ] i want to see this tomorrow. [ applause ] >> i know. >> jimmy: a marquis saying "coming next christmas. 'little orphan artie.'" >> oh, yeah. well, yeah. >> jimmy: i thought you'd change the name. cause -- yeah. >> they change it. >> jimmy: like some guy's going to make you do it.
but i mean, you're doing this now and this is like -- you just found this guy, a new writer. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and he just -- he just pitched a play and wrote this play and then you go let's do it? >> he's was -- he's -- it's his first play and he submitted it to the theater company that he really respected. and, you know, some assistant to an assistant read it and they flipped out over it and it went up the chain until finally, scott elliott, the director of the theatre company called me up and said he's discovered this amazing play and we've been working on it for over a year. and -- we love it and it's -- >> jimmy: what's his name? >> his name's tommy nohilly. and it's kind of like "a death of a salesman" for 2010. you know, it's a hard-core people's drama. >> jimmy: i've seen you a bunch of times live. if you've ever seen ethan hawke live on broadway, you will be -- i mean you will leave shaking. cause i go -- i mean, you're such a talented guy. you're a phenomenal actor. [ cheers and applause ] i could never do what you do. i guess i can't do what you -- but i guess i can wear this around. >> yeah. >> jimmy: don't do this when you're -- during the play. that's distracting. hey, buddy. [ laughter ] that's a real dramatic scene.
hey man. but are you directing this play? 'cause i know you direct as well. >> no, no, no i just acted in this one. i directed one -- i've directed some other ones. i asked you to be a play once. do you remember that? but you said no. >> jimmy: no, i said no because >> jimmy: but it's a very -- it's a dark thing about family -- and -- >> yeah, family drama. >> jimmy: and are you -- this is the kind of drama where basically by the time the play is over the whole house has been ripped to sheds, you know? >> jimmy: yeah. >> the roof falls in from the rain and the dad drives a truck through the side of the front porch and i throw a drill through a wall. and somebody else knocks out a window. and a christmas tree gets thrown. >> jimmy: yeah. >> it's very exciting. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i mean, yeah. did have you have a lot of injuries from this? just working on this? >> not yet. >> jimmy: you can -- one thing, another thing that we have in common together is we're both authors. you wrote two great novels. >> thank you. >> jimmy: and they were really good. and i wrote a children's book -- called snowball fight. [ laughter ] it was about 13 pages long. >> nice. >> jimmy: it's well received -- >> yes. >> jimmy: among the kindergartners. >> really? >> jimmy: yeah, absolutely. >> yes. >> jimmy: among the kindergartners. >> really? >> jimmy: yeah, absolutely. yeah, yeah, love it. did you ever get into a snowball fight? >> i have been in many snowball fights. >> jimmy: you're east coast. >> yep. >> jimmy: you grew up in jersey? >> jersey, yep.
[ cheers and applause ] yeah. i actually had my worst one was -- there was a boy who lived down the street from me named timmy and he used -- he had a german shepherd and he had a on his bicycle he would ride in front of my house. he didn't like me. and he didn't like anybody. but he had a police baton that he attached to his bike. so he could take it. and when you would walk into school, you know, would ride by and just a backpack or something and -- >> jimmy: he'd give you a good rap. >> yeah, he was really scary. >> jimmy: he's a bully. >> and i did not like him. >> jimmy: timmy the bully. >> i would run by his house. i mean it was -- he was terrifying. >> jimmy: i know these kids. >> and my other friend who lived near me one day, we saw timmy going by on his bicycle and he said, i dare you to throw a snowball at him. and -- >> jimmy: come on. why? >> i didn't know why. i just -- i never thought i would hit him. i never thought i would see -- and it went -- [ laughter ] and he just stopped his bike and very slowly came over to me -- >> jimmy: yeah. >> you know, and i just kind of sat there.
[ laughter ] he just looked and said, what are you thinking? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. >> and i said -- i didn't' -- sorry. and then my head went in the snow and i cried and i ran home and it was really sad. >> jimmy: oh my god. and you wrote the closing scene to "arthur"? >> yeah. yeah, yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it was phenomenal. when we come back, ethan hawke and i are going to have a little snowball fight! [ cheers and applause ] so, we'll see you after the break. it's going to be fun! come on back! ♪ [ cheers and applause ]
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♪ >> jimmy: hey, everybody, my man, ethan hawke is here, and we're about to have a snowball shoot out. all right, so, this is a snowball throwing contest. what we're going to do is we're going to be throwing balls at the objects on that shelf behind there. it's things like ginger bread house there, a big bowl full of egg nog, a snowman. stuff like that. but the twist is that we don't know how many points the object is worth until after we've hit it. so, if you miss, it's zero points. if you hit it, we'll see the value of the object on the screen there. and we'll keep our scores on screen also. >> do we have to take turns or is it just as fast as we can do it? >> jimmy: no, no, we take turns. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: i should have said that. we take turns to think about which one. actually -- you can use the audience for help if you choose. if you want to. >> okay. >> jimmy: ethan, why don't you go first. let's take -- [ cheers and applause ] >> i get to go first. all right. who thinks --
what's -- what's worth the most? [ audience: egg nog ] egg nog, egg nog. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hey, you're good. [ cheers and applause ] what was the point value of the egg nog? zero points. a[ audience ohs ] [ wah wah ] [ laughter ] so, obviously not worth anything. >> all right. >> jimmy: this might be good. what do you guys think? gingerbread? gingerbread house got to be worth something. >> if you hit it. [ audience ohs ] [ wah wah ] >> jimmy: all right. >> oh! [ wah wah ] oh! ♪ >> jimmy: how many points is the gingerbread? ♪ >> all right, your turn again. >> jimmy: that's pretty good. okay, what do we think guys? snowman? snowman?
they think -- okay, snowman. here we go. [ laughter ] [ wah wah ] >> jimmy: no. you've got to completely knock it off the shelf. that is cheap. that is rude. [ cheers ] all right, come on, snowman, you know what's up. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ laughter ] .5? here we go. >> all right, what's next? what's next? [ cheers ] >> jimmy: all right. >> the bowl. i'm going for the candy cane bowl here. >> jimmy: okay. here we go. [ laughter ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: kind of like a side arm. don't let him! points. ♪ bring my total to 12.5. what you going for here?
>> champagne. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: what's the score on that one? [ audience oohs ] ♪ six. is that right? >> i'm down by half a point. >> jimmy: you're down by half a point. here we go. what do you think, guys? [ cheers ] >> jimmy: present. all right, i'm going to go for the present. here we go. [ laughter ] >> oh! too much, too much, too much. [ laughter ] [ cheers ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: i'm like nolan ryan, dude. you know what i mean? if little timmy was riding his bike around there, it would have knocked his head off. [ laughter ] it would have went through his -- through his backpack. that was an ice ball. that was a bullet. >> well, what do we --? the poinsettia? [ cheers ] here we go, here we go. [ drumroll ]
[ laughter ] ugly. ♪ [ cheers ] ♪ [ cheers ] ♪ [ applause ] >> jimmy: what you got there? ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> i'm climbing back up. >> jimmy: still got that .5. what are you guys saying? fruitcake. don't call ethan names, now. you just saw -- [ laughter ] what are we saying here? fruitcake. >> jimmy: fruitcake. here you go, buddy. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: give it up, they gave you -- one more. what do you got? 18.5. i need a goodie. what do you think, guys? plate?
plate, or -- oh, wait, the plate's the only one left. i got to do it. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ final score -- 22 -- yes! [ cheers and applause ] that's today's date! that means something, you guys. [ cheers and applause ] happy anniversary. my thanks to ethan hawke. [ cheers and applause ] you are a good man. gillian jacobs joins us next. there she is in the bud light green room. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ on an open fire ♪ ♪ jack frost nipping at your nose ♪ ♪ although it's been said many times, many ways, ♪ ♪ merry christmas to you.
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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: that was not rigged, by the way. i did actually win that game. i know it made no sense, but i really did somehow. i did not -- i swear. [ laughter ] you guys, our next guest is a lovely and talented actress who stars in the popular nbc show, "community," which airs thursdays at 8:00 p.m. ladies and gentlemen, please welcome gillian jacobs! ♪ i'm gettin' rid of britta she's a no-good b she's a no-good b! ♪ ♪ i'm gettin' rid of britta she's a g-d b she's a g-d b! ♪
[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: gillian jacobs, thank you so much for being on the show. >> thank you for having me. >> jimmy: you are from pittsburgh? >> pittsburgh, pennsylvania, yeah. >> jimmy: very cool. primanti bros. sandwiches? >> yes, yes, with the french fries in the sandwich, yeah. >> jimmy: they put french fries and coleslaw on the sandwich, squeeze it down. >> yes. >> jimmy: and if you ask for anything different, they yell at you and fight you. >> yeah. they kick you out and then you have a heart attack, like five minutes later. >> jimmy: yeah, exactly. that's the way it works. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i love it. well, tell them all i said "hi." >> i will, i will. >> jimmy: i like the -- are you going back for the holidays? >> i'm actually gonna go to hawaii tomorrow morning. my mom is already there [ cheers ] >> jimmy: whoa! >> yeah. >> jimmy: hey, that sounds awesome. >> i know. i've never been anywhere tropical and she's been taunting me for the last five days. she texts me about five pictures a day. >> jimmy: there's there already? >> she's there already, yeah. >> jimmy: mom's there? >> yeah, mom's there, by herself, yeah. >> jimmy: just downing the mai tais? >> yeah, i mean -- >> jimmy: just going for it? [ laughter ] >> i have no idea what she's up to, other than the fact that, like i get -- she's like, "i'm in a jungle! i'm in a prairie! i'm by the beach!" you know? no. every two miles. >> jimmy: what is hawaii -- >> i don't understand, she's like -- >> jimmy: maybe she's on the island of "lost." >> yeah, it's "lost," yeah. [ laughter ] yeah, anything you need. >> jimmy: do you see your family
a lot? does she come out to l.a. and visit you? >> yeah, my mom and my 93-year-old grandfather came this for thanksgiving this year. >> jimmy: aw. that's awesome. 93 years old? >> 93. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: what's his name? >> his name is martin but we call him papa or sir. >> jimmy: "papa"? >> papa, yeah. >> jimmy: "papa or sir"? >> yeah. >> jimmy: well that's very nice it's polite. >> i know, yeah. >> jimmy: what do you do with -- what do you do with papa when he's in l.a.? >> well, there were a couple highlights to the trip. number one was going to "burlesque" -- the movie "burlesque," on thanksgiving night. >> jimmy: really? >> yes. >> jimmy: he enjoys -- [ light laughter ] >> um, well -- >> jimmy: why not? why wouldn't he? >> he was riveted. let's say that. >> jimmy: this is the cher movie? >> yes, the cher and christina aguilera film. he was the only straight man in the theatre. [ light laughter ] he -- >> jimmy: why did you take him there? >> well, i thought like -- he didn't want to leave the house, you know? but i thought, the ladies would be -- >> jimmy: he was like, "i flew all this way, the last thing i wanna do -- come on!" >> i know. he -- last year, we took him to "the fantastic mr. fox" and his thing was, "why would i want to see a movie about a damn fox?" >> jimmy: that was nice. [ light laughter ] >> so -- >> jimmy: he's 93 years old, of
course! >> yeah, i know, but i thought like women, scantily clad -- you know, dancing around -- >> jimmy: he might have a heart attack. >> i know, but -- >> jimmy: he's 93 years old. >> but what a way to go, right? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, i guess. i didn't think about that. what'd he think? >> he loved and it and -- >> jimmy: yeah, there you go. >> he didn't fall asleep, which is about the highest review he can give, you know? [ laughter ] >> 'cause this has been like 15 years since he didn't immediately fall asleep in a film. and after the movie was over, everyone around us turned and s like, "what'd you think? what'd you think? did you love cher? oh, wasn't cher amazing?" and he goes, " who's cher?" [ laughter ] i mean, like -- it was -- >> jimmy: i already love papa. i love the 93-year-old guy like, "i don't know who cher is." [ cheers and applause ] >> yeah, but he's no win love with christina aguilera. he talked about her for the rest of the trip. >> jimmy: aw. >> yeah. >> jimmy: that's super cute. >> he's -- >> jimmy: that's awesome that you take him around. >> he's also well under 5 feet tall. so, he's a pretty adorable man. >> jimmy: aw, see? yeah, and he's got a name like, "papa." come on. >> i know. >> jimmy: i mean, yeah. they should make dolls of him. [ laughter ] >> i would buy at least five. >> jimmy: we got to talk about "community." by the way, congratulations, this -- i love this show. >> thank you. >> jimmy: and man, it's great
having you on nbc 'cause it's like -- it's good to see any nbc show do really well -- [ light laughter ] end up on -- i mean, it's great if you're on the list. you're like top ten list. people are saying, you know -- i think av club just put you guys on a list and -- >> yeah. >> jimmy: you're on all sorts of lists, like -- "this is the show to watch and you should check it out." so, congratulations to you. >> thank you. >> jimmy: and everyone at "community." [ cheers and applause ] i appreciate it, with a fellow network buddy. now, explain to people, if they haven't seen the show, what "community" is about. >> yes. "community" is a lovable group of misfits, set at a community college, led by joel mchale and chevy chase. >> jimmy: -- it's phenomenal. >> yes, and -- but the great thing about our show is that it's sort of like springfield on" the simpsons." anything can basically happen. we had a halloween episode that was a zombie movie. we did a paintball war that turned into a full-fledged action film. >> jimmy: that was fantastic. >> thank you. >> jimmy: yeah and then you just did a christmas one. >> yes, we did a stop-motion animated christmas special. >> jimmy: look at you there. there you are. you look beautiful. >> that's -- thank you. >> jimmy: you're gorgeous.
>> that's me as the britta bot my character's name is britta. and it's like the island of lost toys. we all turned into toy form. and so i was -- you know, pretty thrilled to be a robot 'cause i like robots. >> jimmy: you love robots? >> i like robots, yeah. >> jimmy: i mean, who doesn't like robots? >> i know. well, some people but, we just ignore them. >> jimmy: do some people not like robots? >> i think there are people that are afraid about -- you know, the robot revolution that i think is coming at some point. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: man you scare papa sometimes. [ light laughter ] i mean, really, i hope he's not watching. he's like, "robots?" i heard you got some fun gifts from your cast mates on "community." and they had the school flag >> oh yeah, yeah. joel made us all sweatshirts. >> jimmy: cool. >> -- that had the greendale butt flag on it. our school flag is a butt. [ light laughter ] and then, chevy chase got us all cat urine detectors. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: very thoughtful. >> yeah, i mean -- >> jimmy: now what does this do -- this -- >> well, it looks like a flashlight but when you turn it on, it's a uv, like -- black light and, in the instructions, it says that it detects cat urine and so, everyone immediately ran to the men's bathroom and -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it became a different detector, yeah.
>> they were horrified by what they found. i don't think anyone will be using that bathroom after -- >> jimmy: -- anymore, no, no, no. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: i want to show a clip of the christmas episode of "community." here's the great gillian jacobs, everybody. >> abed, did you say my christmas self was a baby? are you sure you didn't say i was a christmas angel? i think that must be what you said, right? because you respect me too much to imagine me as a baby. >> geez, maybe if you cry enough, he'll change you. >> uh, you do know why he said you were a robot, right? >> because i'm progressive and kick ass. >> how about heartless and godless? >> i think he just gave us random identities, you guys. i mean, me? a ballerina? it's not like i'm that thin and graceful, right? >> annie, it's because you're fragile and tightly-wound. >> jimmy: it's phenomenal. that is -- [ cheers and applause ] -- do all that stuff. such a fun show. you have check out "community," everybody. thursdays at 8:00 pm on nbc. gillian jacobs, once again. jose feliciano performs next. come on back, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ older brother ] hey, that's the last crescent.
max. too much taste to be called a zero. >> jimmy: i can't wait for this. our next guest is a rock and roll legend. he's here to perform the most iconic christmas songs of all time. please welcome jose feliciano. [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you. and before i go into the song, jimmy, i want to say -- i got a present for you. i can't give it to you here, but i got for you a jose feliciano guitar. [ cheers and applause ] so, there you have it. >> jimmy: christmas came early! >> and now my favorite christmas song. ♪ ♪ ♪ feliz navidad feliz navidad
feliz navidad prospero año y felicidad ♪ ♪ feliz navidad feliz navidad feliz navidad prospero año y felicidad ♪ ♪ i wanna wish you a merry christmas ♪ ♪ i wanna wish you a merry christmas ♪ ♪ i wanna wish you a merry christmas ♪ ♪ from the bottom of my heart ♪ ♪ i wanna wish you a merry christmas ♪ ♪ i wanna wish you a merry christmas ♪ ♪ i wanna wish you a merry christmas ♪ ♪ from the bottom of my heart ♪ >> everybody sing along! ♪ feliz navidad feliz navidad feliz navidad prospero año y felicidad